modern disappointment.

A place to file your complaints. Submissions welcome.

Retail & Psychological Warfare: The Subtle Ludovico Technique of the In-Store Soundtrack.

By Travis Peanutbrittle Have you ever had to listen to Ke$ha while at work? The repeated message forms a sickening code within your frontal lobes. Stocking fruit at six a.m. … Continue reading

December 2, 2013 · Leave a comment

Atheism. Who Cares. Nothing is Ever Good Enough, So “Sure.”

By Leonardo De Walnut The problem with atheists is that most of them are assholes.  They get all offended when other people try to pray or “do God things.” What … Continue reading

November 24, 2013 · 10 Comments