modern disappointment.

A place to file your complaints. Submissions welcome.

Satan’s Online University for Peculiar Anyones: Confessions of a For-Profit Enrollment Advisor.

  By Toxteth Appleteat My days of enrolling students who can barely read, and think MLK was President (true story), have come to an end. “Thank you, Jesus!” as they … Continue reading

March 23, 2016 · Leave a comment

Flash Forward: A University Without Professors.

  By Toxteth Appleteat Editor’s note: This is satire, and hopefully not a predictor. For Immediate Release INTRODUCING FREEDOM UNIVERSITY Leading the way in for-profit education   Freedom University (FU) … Continue reading

March 31, 2015 · 4 Comments

It’s Not the Stamp of Approval. It’s More Useful.

Intrepid Adjunct Professors and Contingent Lecturers! How many times have you said to yourself, “I wish there were a way to quickly explain that I’ve just spent my entire semester … Continue reading

December 18, 2014 · 8 Comments

Margaret Mary Vojtko Remembered

Margaret Mary Vojtko was a galvanizing figure for many adjuncts/contingent/part-time educators when she passed in September of 2014. Margaret Mary’s life was significant. Her death was shocking, and was literally … Continue reading

September 8, 2014 · 4 Comments

Complaints About My Fucking Job.

By Bert Toadstool Okay. I know what you’re thinking. It’s either “you’re lucky to have a job,” or “if you don’t like it, find another one!” Well, a) fuck you … Continue reading

November 11, 2013 · 7 Comments