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In Defense of Superman: OH, FUCK! SUPERMAN JUST KILLED GENERAL ZOD!

By Leonardo De Walnut Listen here, all you who think Superman is some pansy boyscout. You seem to have a problem with him snapping Zod’s neck in Man of Steel? He … Continue reading

June 26, 2016 · 5 Comments

Fuck Batman. I’m Sick of That Guy.

By Leonardo De Walnut Editor’s note: Apologies to the author of this piece for not publishing it in a timely manner. Modern Disappointment received this prior to the release of … Continue reading

September 7, 2014 · 10 Comments

What Jesus Wouldn’t Do.

By Leonardo De Walnut What would Jesus do? Probably get his ass killed. Unlike him, I do not have the ability to rise from the grave after being crucified. The whole … Continue reading

December 2, 2013 · 3 Comments

Atheism. Who Cares. Nothing is Ever Good Enough, So “Sure.”

By Leonardo De Walnut The problem with atheists is that most of them are assholes.  They get all offended when other people try to pray or “do God things.” What … Continue reading

November 24, 2013 · 10 Comments