modern disappointment.

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Satan’s Online University for Peculiar Anyones: Confessions of a For-Profit Enrollment Advisor.

  By Toxteth Appleteat My days of enrolling students who can barely read, and think MLK was President (true story), have come to an end. “Thank you, Jesus!” as they … Continue reading

March 23, 2016 · Leave a comment

Flash Forward: A University Without Professors.

  By Toxteth Appleteat Editor’s note: This is satire, and hopefully not a predictor. For Immediate Release INTRODUCING FREEDOM UNIVERSITY Leading the way in for-profit education   Freedom University (FU) … Continue reading

March 31, 2015 · 4 Comments