In Defense of Superman: OH, FUCK! SUPERMAN JUST KILLED GENERAL ZOD!
By Leonardo De Walnut Listen here, all you who think Superman is some pansy boyscout. You seem to have a problem with him snapping Zod’s neck in Man of Steel? He … Continue reading
Satan’s Online University for Peculiar Anyones: Confessions of a For-Profit Enrollment Advisor.
By Toxteth Appleteat My days of enrolling students who can barely read, and think MLK was President (true story), have come to an end. “Thank you, Jesus!” as they … Continue reading
Flash Forward: A University Without Professors.
By Toxteth Appleteat Editor’s note: This is satire, and hopefully not a predictor. For Immediate Release INTRODUCING FREEDOM UNIVERSITY Leading the way in for-profit education Freedom University (FU) … Continue reading
I am Sorry About the Ugly.
By Marianne Sandwich-Cake I am sorry about the ugly. I’m sorry about all the ugly. What’s my problem? Ugly graphic design and the rise of meme culture is ruining everything. … Continue reading
Atheism. Who Cares. Nothing is Ever Good Enough, So “Sure.”
By Leonardo De Walnut The problem with atheists is that most of them are assholes. They get all offended when other people try to pray or “do God things.” What … Continue reading
modern disappointment. 