modern disappointment.

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In Defense of Superman: OH, FUCK! SUPERMAN JUST KILLED GENERAL ZOD!

By Leonardo De Walnut Listen here, all you who think Superman is some pansy boyscout. You seem to have a problem with him snapping Zod’s neck in Man of Steel? He … Continue reading

June 26, 2016 · 5 Comments

Satan’s Online University for Peculiar Anyones: Confessions of a For-Profit Enrollment Advisor.

  By Toxteth Appleteat My days of enrolling students who can barely read, and think MLK was President (true story), have come to an end. “Thank you, Jesus!” as they … Continue reading

March 23, 2016 · Leave a comment

Flash Forward: A University Without Professors.

  By Toxteth Appleteat Editor’s note: This is satire, and hopefully not a predictor. For Immediate Release INTRODUCING FREEDOM UNIVERSITY Leading the way in for-profit education   Freedom University (FU) … Continue reading

March 31, 2015 · 4 Comments

Atheism. Who Cares. Nothing is Ever Good Enough, So “Sure.”

By Leonardo De Walnut The problem with atheists is that most of them are assholes.  They get all offended when other people try to pray or “do God things.” What … Continue reading

November 24, 2013 · 10 Comments