modern disappointment.

A place to file your complaints. Submissions welcome.

Satan’s Online University for Peculiar Anyones: Confessions of a For-Profit Enrollment Advisor.

  By Toxteth Appleteat My days of enrolling students who can barely read, and think MLK was President (true story), have come to an end. “Thank you, Jesus!” as they … Continue reading

March 23, 2016 · Leave a comment

Retail & Psychological Warfare: The Subtle Ludovico Technique of the In-Store Soundtrack.

By Travis Peanutbrittle Have you ever had to listen to Ke$ha while at work? The repeated message forms a sickening code within your frontal lobes. Stocking fruit at six a.m. … Continue reading

December 2, 2013 · Leave a comment

Complaints About My Fucking Job.

By Bert Toadstool Okay. I know what you’re thinking. It’s either “you’re lucky to have a job,” or “if you don’t like it, find another one!” Well, a) fuck you … Continue reading

November 11, 2013 · 7 Comments